triumph of the pigeon

this afternoon i witnessed a chemically altered and/or mentally challenged crackhead nutjob go apeshit on a pigeon on a downtown seattle sidewalk.  when the seattle pigeon, which like all pigeons is biologically equipped with a form of radar so could handle itself quite well thank you, did not get out of his way as fast as he wanted, he went all stompcrazy on it, thankfully missing repeatedly in a tom and jerry manner.  while the pigeon skillfully hopped and fluttered out of his way and in between crazed stomps slurped up sidewalk crumbs, the everyone and everything is out to get me man screamed "why won't you get out of my way!?  get out of my way!!!  i'll kill you!!!!!  kill you!!!!!"   if anyone from the future was recording the incident, i'm sure it will make it into the webster's 2743 edition video dictionary entry for taking things too personally.  right next to oprah and the whole james frey deal.