the jewissitude, the smart suits, the going to gay pride parades to suck up to constituents, the potentially cock embracing lips, the power, the verbiage, the a salt with a deadly pepa hair, the holding up his hands to show us the size of his fuckstick in the middle of this obsessive collage i just made, rahm emanuel (democratic congressmanmeat of illinois) is my severe crush fetish lover. just don't tell his wife and three kids. though what are they going to do to me if they find out? it's shabbat and they're orthodox so they have to rest. can't even take a taxi to the airport to come kick my ass. rahm. seriously. call me. the phone will be in my ass saving a spot for you, so i might not pick up for a bit. just let it ring. our special secret ring. the one that sounds like love.
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