why we all beefing with him? when he beefed with britney, he says he needed to clear his head and go out with the boys/girls/booze/whatever. flee the situation like a real man flees a situation. britney beefed with him because of his husband failings but why we all beefing with him too? i defend him to the utmost. and here's why.
- when he smokes in front of his babies, he does his best to keep the smoke from blowing directly in their faces, so they'll only get half baby asthma. okay that was sarcastic but i had to work it out of my system. now i will truly defend him.
- he rocked the cornrows 10 times as good as bo derek ever did. unfortunately 10 x 0 = 0, but don't tell him that. another dig. i swear i want to defend him.
- he sucks a mean dick. his own. well that's just true.
- now he's free to fuck over some other x-factor but nothing else starlet. might i suggest dana plato?
- leeches help with blood clotting during surgery, should britney ever be in such a need.
- now britney can be a lesbian. the girlie kind. lipsuck lesbian britney dating farrah fawcett. it'd be just what farrah needs to help her through the colon cancer.
- playgirl k-fed countdown begins now. that has to be the only reason britney was with him, right? he's packing, right?
- he's takes it up the pooper real good, the only catch being the girl's celebrity penis strap-on has to be the custom designed keven federline model.
- best thing i can say in defense of k-fed is that he's dead. to britney at least. soon to the rest of us.
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