click thumbnails to see full covers, though they are not nearly as disturbing as the titles themselves. what happened to lovely porn movie titles like "i had sex on the beach with a man i thought was hot and still thought was hot even after i had sex with him and had a few minutes to think about it but he was gone by then so i had sex with another man on the beach who looked kind of like the first guy but hotter in some ways and not as hot in others but hot overall and it felt good and then i did it again until the 90 minutes of movie was over so give me my paycheck now because my electricity's due and i have to pay for my hustler ad in frontier magazine so i can capitalize on my gay porn appearances otherwise there's no point part 2"?
"bareback ghosts"
vs. "ditch the bitch and make the switch"
vs. "sperm violence"
hmm, i seem to have lost my copy of "i had sex on the beach..." can i borrow yours?
Posted by: cooper | December 27, 2006 at 05:27 AM