constitution of the united states of britney

we, the people of the united britney, in order to form a more perfect britney, establish justice, insure britney tranquility, provide for the common britney, promote the britney welfare, and secure the blessings of britney to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this constitution for the united states of britney, which so reads:  stay in fucking rehab already you psychotic sack of human lunchmeat and it's not even real rehab you're bouncing in and out of it's promises which is like the club med of rehab so go to fucking betty ford or go to a hospital and stay there for weeks and weeks and weeks because i hate your cheap wig and i hate your post-career career and your kids need you to get better and then go home and buy them things like children's books by celebrities and organic cookies by non-celebrities and a new cd by you which you wouldn't have to buy but would have to make see i'm not angry at you i just can't believe with so much money that you can't get help at least pr help my goodness please get out of the news and don't do another reality show or die just get out of the news now and get some help from people who want to help you and don't just want your money dammit.