this is my (holy shit) 564th post. the whole ultranow thing has had 812,821 hits to this moment. i'm currently #1 in google for "steve rally", higher than his imdb and wikipedia listings, which is meaningless except that i hope he googles himself and finds me and wants me. it could happen, right after a high powered editor searching for just the right freelance writer who can write the right things with words he writes asks me to freelance write a writing assignment for money, fame, personal satisfaction, and money and fame. back to numbers.
a google image search of the keyword "ultranow" (with safe search clicked off) reveals i am the #1 gayest human on the planet. try it. and i'm the only person in the world to have a crush on a starbucks barista. okay, that last one isn't true. i'm likely not even the only one to have a crush on the particular starbucks barista i'm talking about. after all, he does look like a young, blond anderson cooper. how does he keep his hands off himself long enough to make a living? gasp...maybe he doesn't! by the way, i only go to starbucks when i'm desperate for sustenance. exactly.
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