a woman...
whose dream...
comes true...
is the most...
beautiful woman...
in the world...
even when tyra is towering behind her.
jaslene gonzalez won the whole schmeer and so deserved to! i am at peace. and natasha "#2" galkina is back in texas. is this what a fanboy feels like when a new videogame with a jessica alba 3d avatar comes out? jas's success has also made my dream come true, for back in february i wrote "i want jaslene to win though i predict felicia will." and i've never been happier to be wrong about a prediction yet right about a hope.
as for the episode, renee got called out as old around the eyes in her covergirl photo so got cut first. by the way, she's 20, so if her eyes are that tired, she's clearly been through the ringer. to add insult to injury they told her she had the best commercial and best covergirl photo, but for reading too old. because goodness knows girls can't relate to anyone who looks 23 or 25 or 27 because of how tragic it would be that said girls imagine themselves at those advanced ages. still i was glad to see her go, because of how, you know, horribly mean she is behind people's backs.
natasha and jaslene both did well in the fashion show, each showing up at least half the other models in the show. caridee (last cycle's winner) worked the catwalk also to much less success. just call her stompette. the best part was natasha's skirt falling off while she pranced. she totally kept going and made it look like it was on purpose somehow. since the clothes had elements of deconstruction, it worked.
in the end, jaslene proved she could put forth both commercial and editorial, and integrate her cha-cha diva self into the covergirl brand, literally bringing spanish into her improvised commercial read. natasha's good, no doubt, but jaslene deserved to win, and will hopefully take it far. the small print on her seventeen cover (is that hood supposed to balance out what some people, not me, see as her too square chin?) says "the real-life drama you didn't see on camera!" damn you tyra! how could you make me miss some drama?! what secret will be revealed on june 5th?
p.s. loving you jaslene.
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