i emphasize seattle is not the hotbed of celebrity gossip...until now!!! b.j. himself was recently spotted at a whole foods purchasing a slice of vegan chocolate mousse cake. when i think of how many vegans had to die to make that cake, i shiver. all the individual slices were gone so the bakery worker cut up a cake that was supposed to be sold as whole. mr. farrell, who busies himself with anti-death penalty protests and cashing residual checks, promptly adjourned to the store patio and "devoured" the slice. i can only imagine what he did on his progressive vegan sugar high. splurge on organic cotton sheets? perhaps!!!
if you're wondering if whole foods vegan chocolate mousse cake is good, the word is if you're a vegan, it's the best thing ever. if you're not a vegan, it's as dry as anna nicole smith's present day vag.
this isn't the first time a celebrity has been spotted at whole foods.
oh, and since i'm on the topic of mike farrell and food, after the jump is a mike farrell sandwich.
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Posted by: xtopher | June 20, 2007 at 09:56 PM