republican u.s. senator from louisiana david vitter is a lot of things.
according to his site he "...is dedicated to making life better for his young family and all louisiana families. he’s focused on putting louisiana first as an independent and outspoken reformer, and on advancing mainstream conservative principles."
according to me, he was on my short list for sexy senators (of which john thune was the winner). trust me it was very slim pickings so he shouldn't let it go to his head.
and according to the news, senator david vitter admitted today that his old phone number was in the phone records of the woman who currently holds the title "the d.c. madam". he calls it a "very serious sin in his past" (just has to get religion in there somewhere) and neglects to cite the hypocrisy of his 2004 campaign promise regarding "protecting the sanctity of marriage" and his co-authoring of the anti-homo federal marriage act. perhaps he'd be in favor of a law which granted homosexuals equal rights to frequent whores?
p.s. he also authored a bill prohibiting senators from being johns. okay, that last one isn't true. exactly.
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