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seattle metropolitan and readymade are schizo (and i don't only bring that up because someone told me it's national mental health awareness month)

seattle metropolitan wants you to spend money to learn how to save money.  readymade wants you to bring a magazine into your house in order to learn how to stop clutter.

so are we buying something, such as frugality and a clutter-free lifestyle, or merely the idea of something?  the fact that the purchase of these magazines runs counter to an actual mission in them would prove that we're buying the idea only.  we're buying a way to see ourselves.

this is similar to falling in love with the idea of love, rather than actually being in love or showing love, as in "i want to be someone who has a boyfriend and says i love you so i will have a boyfriend even if i don't like my boyfriend."  not that i've ever done that - three times.

what's on tv?

it doesn't matter, right?  more after the jump.

peta would be upset at this but gay peta would be too distracted to be upset

harry louis at uknakedmen

and by uknakedmen i mean, well you know.  see more of mr. louis here and after the nsfw-uk jump.

why did google scan the fall 2002 undergear catalog?

google catalogs beta (no i never heard of it either until i stumbled upon it just now) has the undergear catalog for all to see.  now why someone wouldn't just go to the undergear website instead is beyond me, especially since the undergear catalog google has up is from 2002 back when kelly clarkson was busy auditioning for ai.  guess google wants to control the gay world's view of gay underwear and this proves it.

they also have the footsmart catalog and i don't know what that proves.

russian songster dima bilan likes to stand around pretty damn near naked

did they have a meeting about what percentage of penis russian pop icon dima bilan would show and the conclusion was 2%? oh well, i'll take it.

i guess in russia, tiger beat is adults only.

wet t-shirt contest winner

there was no contest, but he's still a winner.  after the nsfw jump.

text sex

through the able robotic assistance suggested by omg blog, here's a picture i instigated (the almost entirely black rectangle) where you won't know what it is until you click it to make it bigger, huge that is.

corey cypher is the fake name of a real guy who masturbates and fucks himself on camera

i get the feeling corey cypher would do exactly everything sexual and exposed and cum blasting whether he was being filmed or not, but it's so much more fun on film - for him and us.  get the full corey cypher nude ambiance and solo sex binge at youlovejack.com.  plus some bonus cock exposure courtesy of ultranow right after the nsfw jump.  a porn hunk is nothing without dreamy eyes.

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