will the pervert who has been stealing my underwear from the laundry room (black n2n contour pouch brief and black cin2 lo-rise square cut for example) do one or more of the following, and i mean now:
- wash and return them
- be a man (by which i mean if you're a woman become a man because i'm a homo), put on a pair of mine you stole, knock on my door, and be available for hours of passion (or to get punched in the face if you're not cute enough)
- wash a dozen you stole from some other guy and give them to me (must be size medium, or potentially if my workouts go as planned, then can be size small)
- knock it the fuck off
thanks so much, ya munt.
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