ultranow

self love, or at least when someone tells him to stand that way

after the jump because isn't self love always a bit elusive.

breakdancing in gymnastics

kinda as ridiculous as when i danced to taylor dayne's "tell it to my heart" at prom. yes with a girl. unfortunately.

vintage imaginary heterosexual overcompensation

when you publish a cartoon in playgirl about men reading playgirl in the lockerroom and don't want to create the impression that there are any gay male readers of playgirl (a fact which playgirl did not embrace until the '90s) you better put big tit girlieshots in their lockers and on the bench and make a joke about how the men are so unawaredly out of shape.  oh if you want to see the lyle waggoner to which they refer, he's after the jump.  and on carol burnett reruns.

the gorge armando cabral

photo by greg kadel.  didn't britney wear this getup once?

nude yet somehow overaccessorized

after the jump.

do not stare directly into the sun

otherwise you'll miss the serious and naked man (after the jump).

dance music controls my life

i can hate myself and hide and not go out even in the sun especially in the sun but but but then i listen to beats per minute hundred twenty eight two fifty six one hundred seventy thousand beats per minute and i move i think i wake up i awaken to my life which is immediately under the control of the music which brought me there.  i awaken to music and there is nothing after music.  it is white light and end of the tunnel.  there is nothing higher than the top of a speaker.  dancing.  seeing all.  no elbows but my own.  i haven't danced on speakers in years but i still dance.  in secret.  to music which brings me to life.  to music which controls my life yet all the music wants is repeat message.  is happiness sunshine or emotive particulars or the continuous present.  i awaken to the continuous present and can't stop moving because the present doesn't stop.  no past.  no future.  no past to hate myself for.  no future to hide from.  only beats.

brian the tennis player

mike the superhero

personal trainer neil at uknakedmen

uknakedmen studbot neil works out five days a week.  in this case, i think a day can be interpreted as 12 hours of gym, 2 hours of preparing and eating intensely nutritious meals, 1 hour of personal grooming, 6 hours of sleep, and 3 hours of mirror and/or showoff time (15 hours of mirror and/or showoff time if you count the gym).  have i mentioned neil is perfect?  get a bit more after the jump and absolutely all of neil at uknakedmen.