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legs open and thick on black couch

after the jump.

beautiful thick cock on a hideous couch

that's couch, not crotch. oh, there's a glum guy attached to the cock too. he did know his picture would end up online, right? after the jump.

fierce oprah on a fierce motorcycle on a fierce cake

i feel honored to say i'm friends with the cake decorator who by the way had put the name after the happy birthday but i photoshopped it out to protect the innocent oprah obsessed. only thing missing (though not technically missing since customer hadn't requested it) is oprah's husband gayle in a sidecar. vroom!

jay brannan is the most super talented guy and makes sure us romantics keep dreaming

download jay brannan's album "goddamned" from itunes or get it from www.jaybrannan.com. this guy has pipes, soul, amazing lyrics, humor, hope and oh yeah, he's totally fucking gay as hell (and totally gorge). but you got to listen all the way through on this video to really get it. and remember, his album is flawless quality, not all youtubed audio. okay, get out your tissues:

the pussy is hers

boys (and girls) you just think about this vid whenever you're deciding to give it up or not. make sure you get treated right before, during and after dammit. and if not, well you know what you have to do.

thank you 1995 girlina, you're the best!!!

thank goodness for urinal partitions or these guys might feel too exposed

18 year old callum at cfnm has shower encounter

sweet callum wants to bulk up so goes to the gym for a swim. he gets even more self-conscious when alone in the showers with built lifeguard roger. callum is helpless not to stare. and just maybe so are you.  get it all at cfnm. and one more pic right here on ultranow after the jump.

tyler biggs at youlovejack

jack addict tyler biggs just broke up with his girlfriend. so naturally he's masturbating lots and we get to watch. maybe if we watch hard enough, we'll turn him gay? or at least gay for pay. no wait, he's already that. find out what he's got in his pants, and what a straight boy looks like fucking his own hole and eating his own cum. geez, did i use such language? i'm filthy!

n2n makes a statement, and not just with massive bulges

yes, "props" to sleazy underwear purveyors n2n (of which i own a few) for not only making some of the gayest underwear imaginable (um, i'm straight?) but prominently linking to NoOnProp8.com with something that goes beyond banner size, even above a sale promotion. i won't mention the semi-irony of an "equality for all" slogan above a row of fascistically beautiful musclestud hewhores which i'll partially look like pretty soon anyway should all go according to workout plan. but seriously, millions of pairs of underwear will not be denied.

killer regina spektor covers plus an actual regina spektor because it's still all about her