so many things wrong with this picture

• those who hump between couch cushions at least experience friction.
• while i understand his underwear is rolled down only so far, still where the hell is his dick?
• assuming he's not going to step outside (un)dressed like this, the flipflops are totally unnecessary.
• the position of the rosebud type picture is unfortunate.
• those cabinets are a plain nightmare.
• for a guy who is darn well built, he should have used some of his physical clout to refuse this pose.
• where would the top position himself?
• and most importantly, he's blocking me getting my laundry done.
• i won't mention the terrifying fan location, drab walls and pointless smirk.
• wait the more i look at this, the worst part is not being able to see his body in a more flattering pose, though hell he's still built. kinda yum.