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ironic stupidity

whoever bought military recruitment ad spots during tonight's broadcast of wargames has missed the point of that movie.

eat shit and die by margaret cho and grant lee phillips

and you can get the mp3 for free on margaretcho.com right now. you just have to sign up for her mailing list, which is way better than signing up for walmart's mailing list.

evan lysacek skates perfectly to win 2009 world figure skating championships

mouthful

well what the hell else are you going to do with it? after the jump. p.s. i just realized this guy goes to my gym and i'm not just saying that because he's a daddy clone.

the gothiest charity auction ever

play kissyface with the most hideous horrible doll in the world! enjoy the manly witch snowglobe with dead trees and music! recoil from the statue of an angry, violent witch with lazy eye! check out the goth 2009 charity auction on ebay now. (the seller is my friend and has 100% positive feedback from over 700 satisfied buyers.)

all proceeds go toward making the gothiest goth float ever at the 2009 seattle lgbt pride parade. with all the sell out non-queer queers out there, we sure as hell need some finely dressed people of difference out there front and center, doncha know. what is pride without giant bats, latex, sun umbrellas, and black eyeliner? but separate from charity, there's just some great stuff in this auction. some items are ending march 26 (like the aforementioned hideous horrible doll) while some items will be up for a few more days after that.

so take a look at this cyber yard sale and bid for some goodies now. many items are still at 99 cents and worth much more. plus some of the descriptions are hilarious like the one on the animated talking zombie: "Dressed in filthy but fashionable just-dug-myself-out-of-the-grave style, he is ready to fill your life with sassy undead action...He rips his head clean off! Complete with light up neck and drippy rubbery blood!"

loving the quads

plus this is exactly what my living room looks like right now, including the quilted bar.

tomorrow before annie

[via annieorphans: "a film short from 1970 that observes "the more things change, the more they stay the same". charles strouse composed the score, which would later be re-used for the song tomorrow in the musical annie."]

Find more videos like this on Annieorphans.com

sometimes a fine ass is better than a cock if i had to choose

lots of penis on a boring guy

i just know he's boring which is why i'd tell him to shut up. see it after the jump.

it's too early to get in line for the new star trek

but you can go to vulcan now.