ultranow

imperfect guys are the hottest

after the jump because that's where penis is though it's not all about penis it kinda is at least somewhat because i'm queer for it like you probably are don't you think.

am i in denial about bea arthur's death?

yes

is tori spelling pretty?

no

jessie clinton's is so big he can suck it

that's all you need to know about this you love jack superstar, right? oh yeah, amateur guys can be superstars too. yep. all at you love jack. p.s. okay you also needs to know he shoots into his mouth, like in an arc spray that would make industrial light and magic special effects gurus proud.

drag gone bad is what i love

it's a gay gay gay world

sure as fuck is. thanks to my new scanner. yes i own this pulp masterpiece. i'd quote from it but it would make you spontaneously ejaculate and i don't know where you are right now. you're welcome.

culture jammers infiltrating the seattle teabag protest

seriously ridiculous bareback action

this scene brings the funny. wearing flip flops in a bareback locker room movie is so important. must protect self from the true dangers of athlete's foot. the only thing more ironic would have been foot condoms. yes i mock. maybe they are negative and std free. and maybe the flip flop is about to end up inside of someone.

r.e.m. - nightswimming (kissy sell out bmore re-edit)

wonderful! the slowed down dancing. the fast beats. pleasure to behold. time to dance.

[via winnie cooper where you can also snag the mp3 because it's a music blog not the girl from the wonder years]

red and muscle and mirror and shine

bent over here. standing up after the jump.