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June 05, 2009



Sweetie - we need to have a talk about "underground grandma". (Oh god, how am I going to tell you this - this is going to be hard...) Ok, I know you think that she's coming back and that she just went away for a while and that she will return with presents, but I'm afraid I'm going to have to tell you that sometimes people go away and don't come back. That doesn't mean Bea doesn't love you less, it's just that she's gone to a 'special place'... You should know that she does love you and she will always watch over you from her 'special place', and you might even get to see her eventually in this 'special place' one day... but for now, she's not coming back and the cemetery asks that you please not continue to dig her up an in effort to re-animate her with Zombie Pineal Fluid.

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