the faux news coverage on michael jackson should be enough to inform us that it's irrelevant (as far as pop culture drivel filling airtime is concerned) whether michael jackson is dead or alive. and i adore low culture but he's off the charts irrelevant to me. i'd say that i care about his children, but they aren't even his. still, i'm up for a good dead michael jackson joke if any more come my way. i'm not kidding.
so it was with great pleasure that i learned [via the wick'd boy news post the objectivism of the hair flip] that our attention could justifiably return to farrah fawcett. prepare to be shocked, though partially for the same reason (in reverse) that people were shocked by susan boyle being able to sing.
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