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jay brannan does the la la la at the crocodile

oh yeah, i was totally there sunday (the crocodile is a seattle club) and dug the hell out of it. incredible tone. intriguing lyrics. artist from the heart. p.s. he's got a new ep and the best shirt ever (says "i suck at life" in 11 languages, yea!)

jaybrannan.com | jay's online store

i'm skerrrd

2 lemons? really? how subtle. plus backless aprons are a forever trend. 20 years ago.

every 5 minutes a person doesn't get promoted at mcdonald's because they won't suck this guy

after the nsfw (and i mean that literally) jump.

link roulette

don't click this but do click this.

i told you.

patriotic ass floss

dude you're dead shut the fuck up already

eye contact is everything

someone's getting lucky tonight! um...with himself. after the jump.

friday night's gonna be alright thanks to carlo imperato's bouncy feathered manhair

linkaliciousness

• faux porn dvd covers for the butt in ass show
• was monroe raped? (yes the monroe from too close for comfort miss jim j bullock herselvis)
• proof monroe was raped (yes the monroe about which there was a question as to whether or not he was raped)
• not a goth rickroll (i swear)
• totally a goth rickroll (i swear)

[tips from wick'd boy news and heretic sainte]

redhead jonah does it at chaosmen

jonah is twinklicious, smooth and shockingly hung. i slapped myself in the forehead in an exaggerated shocked expression when i saw. oh yeah, and he jacks and stuff. see it all at chaosmen now and say hi to jonah's cock for me when you do.