- september 22, 2005: in a real life expression of jerri blank's "i got something to say!" interjection from strangers with candy, i launch ultranow with post #1 and post #2. it woulda been called lovehatelovehatelovehate but that was taken.
- october 23, 2005: time for offensive fall fashions.
- november 27, 2005: speaking truth to power, i proclaim that the mullet's raw sexual power will not be denied.
- february 22, 2006: enlightening the world with my pants broke.
- july 22, 2006: welcome to the horrifying world of kiddie pageant photo retouching.
- october 26, 2006: i get political with when even lifetime has to whisper the word mastectomy, there is something wrong with the world.
- january 23, 2007: i can't quite tell if these guys are gay or not.
- may 28, 2007: tears, it's a charles nelson reilly eulogy.
- december 20, 2007: breaking news! animated wolverine daintily hides his nipples.
- january 30, 2008: why look, it's a creative way to indicate the letter n.
- june 6, 2008: while out with marlon perkins of mutual of omaha's wild kingdom, i spot the rare 21 dollar hewhore. i'd tag his mating habits but we already know what they are.
- september 29, 2008: hey world, it's a classic look that never goes out of style.
- january 26, 2009: a soothingly effervescent inauguration bitchfest.
- february 28, 2009: gay punkt is what happens when someone doesn't fully edit out the commercial from a youtube video they post and all is revealed.
- august 13, 2009: dr. who and spock slash fiction guylesque raises the consciousness and tents the pants (and/or blouses) of nerds everywhere.
just a smattering of my work folks. over 1000 posts and 2.5 million hits later, i still got something to say! thank you for listening. for real.
happy anniversary!!!! Long live ultranow!!!!
Posted by: damion | September 25, 2009 at 03:34 AM
Happeeeeeee Birthday, Ultranow (the extra "E"'s are for Extra PEE!) You are stardust, you are golden...
Posted by: Otterpop! | September 25, 2009 at 07:50 AM