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ricky martin comes out as gay

ricky martin came out on his official site today. much love to ricky and his swiveling hips. and no this doesn't mean i forgot he once said in an interview that he loves piss play. how fetish friendly it was of him to come out as a piss pig first and as gay years later. here are his own lovely words (also in spanish on his site):

"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

and here is the full, heartfelt message, with some of it after the jump. i'm pasting it here in case he changes his mind in five minutes:

"A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life. From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside. Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And this is something worth celebrating.

chippendales statue fetish action

sandra bullock is wishing her oscar was this gold guy since she's a man short nowadays. sucks when someone cheats on you with a nazi (see tmz if you want details). now sandra knows how it feels to be a guest on jerry springer, except her story is true. meanwhile, this be beefcake.

fred flintstone is a jock fairy

rupaul's drag race winner revealed weeks early?

i'm addicted to rupaul's drag race. and untucked (the behind the scenes part 2 to every episode). i can't wait for the merchandising: rupaul's chewable drag queen vitamins. (cue music and angelic, yet deep and manly, voice) "10 million strong...and tuck-ing."

but either there is a bizarre mathematical coincidence at work here, or i've found some drag queen rosetta stone. below is the cast picture grid on the series site. the eliminations have so far proceeded in progressive, uniform diagonals. i noticed this a week ago, but was waiting for the jessica wild elimination before i went public. i hope i don't get "disappeared" by drag queens in little black dresses who knock on my door in the middle of the night.

i'll hedge my bets here and add it's likely these diagonals will go haywire for the remainder of the series. i mean, it's an alpha contestant list from left to right (jessica, juju, morgan) so what are the odds it's some secret code.

plus pandora has been very strong and by all rights should be headed to a top 3 (or at minimum top 4) finish. however, it's very likely the top 3 will include raven and tyra, and that tyra can win for real. so my fantasy drag queen football graphic below may have some relevance.

no matter what happens, you can catch episodes of rupaul's drag race online anytime. loves it!

i've got a lot of automatic booty applications

splendid new track from robyn (album out around june). for now, gruv on the teaser track fembot. robyn is amazing.

his name is alexandre but that totally doesn't matter since he's not a real person just a mental blow-up doll

peaches (and shunda k) want to fuck you like a billionaire

here's a glimpse into judy garland's upper- and downer-laced mind during filming of the wizard of oz. peaches was there. she knows.

1984 grayscale hunkvision

bastian gets the sensory deprivation (and blowjob) treatment

smooth, muscular bastian celebrated saint patrick's day right: tied to a chair getting head from an expert. the camouflage bikini underwear did not allow him to hide. so what makes it irish-certified? oh yeah, those jack-worthy red pubes. yum.

chaosmen does some artful, intense editing which brings you right into the action. would you rather be bastian or his captor? or both? see bastian exclusively at chaosmen now! your dick needs it.

burlesque siegfried and roy featuring wild cougar action

seattle burlesque stars otterpop!, disgrace jones, fleur du mal, lala and surprise guest max kegel wow the crowd at rebar's bacon strip. this epic number has it all! enjoy.