i'm addicted to rupaul's drag race. and untucked (the behind the scenes part 2 to every episode). i can't wait for the merchandising: rupaul's chewable drag queen vitamins. (cue music and angelic, yet deep and manly, voice) "10 million strong...and tuck-ing."
but either there is a bizarre mathematical coincidence at work here, or i've found some drag queen rosetta stone. below is the cast picture grid on the series site. the eliminations have so far proceeded in progressive, uniform diagonals. i noticed this a week ago, but was waiting for the jessica wild elimination before i went public. i hope i don't get "disappeared" by drag queens in little black dresses who knock on my door in the middle of the night.
i'll hedge my bets here and add it's likely these diagonals will go haywire for the remainder of the series. i mean, it's an alpha contestant list from left to right (jessica, juju, morgan) so what are the odds it's some secret code.
plus pandora has been very strong and by all rights should be headed to a top 3 (or at minimum top 4) finish. however, it's very likely the top 3 will include raven and tyra, and that tyra can win for real. so my fantasy drag queen football graphic below may have some relevance.
no matter what happens, you can catch episodes of rupaul's drag race online anytime. loves it!
What? You're using some Illuminati Conspiracy approach to determine that Raven will be 2nd, and Tyra 1st? Agree on Trya being up there (bitch got talent, she just needs to get beyond Beyonce) - but as for the rest -- ohhh noooo! Raven's basically Amanda Lepore minus personality (and that's not saying much right there). and then Tatianna drops in at 3??? What about Pandora and Jujubee? They're clearly the ones with brains (they do lack the bitchy alpha factor though, so sadly you might be right)... But Raven and Tatianna? Oh no - This prophecy must not come true!!! Quick, break the secret sisterhood of drag amulet and destroy all drag-first borns so this does not come to pass!!!
Posted by: Otterpop! | March 26, 2010 at 07:38 AM
LOL. But what's creepy is if you look at the chart again, the numbers represent the order of elimination, so by this rule, the top 5 are:
1. Tyra - WINNER
2. Raven
3. Jujubee
4. Tatianna
5. Pandora
Agreed Raven should not be top 3. Not after she disrespected Pandora about her outfit. Hello, CAMP! Heard of it?
Posted by: editor | March 26, 2010 at 11:03 AM