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introducing sandro bullock

change one letter (sandra to sandro) and you get a latino gay porn star. who's next? megahung top julio roberts?

billy flies solo at straight guys for gay eyes

spy on beefy hunk billy in the shower. he just does what guys do. soap up. show hard. jack harder. blow. see him head to toe at straight guys for gay eyes now. so worth a peek! he came all the way from manchester, uk for his debut. kinda like the beatles but nobody showed up at the airport for him except some perverted pornographers. yea!

jake ryder and thierry lamasse fuck in jail

what did the lean, muscular and rough duo of jake ryder and thierry lamasse ever do to get sent to jail? either jaywalking or public indecency. and what brilliant guard forgot to give them their clothes back after the strip search? we owe so many thanks to the british penal system. see jake and thierry uncensored now at uk naked men!

my rupaul's drag race predictions continue to be right!

okay, this is getting freaky. my rupaul's drag race predictions from march 25 have proven to be right. read the original post to see the rationale, but basically it's following diagonals in the contestant gallery below. so yes, pandora was the 8th elimination and tatianna was 9th to go.

as rupaul says the winner must have Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent, so mine would not be the only semi-hidden secret discovered this season.

jujubee (who was in the bottom 2 with tatianna this week) is likely to be 3rd and tyra is likely to win. magic!

five reasons i stopped watching cougar town

• the enemy hot guy across the street became a friend and guitar player
• busy phillips is stuck with reaction shots instead of driving any plot
• the transition music is overbearing
• courtney cox stopped preying on young men
• the first and only asian character on the show so far was the voice of a high-tech japanese toilet

thermal smile

the saddest naked, uncut redhead in the world

harry louis solos at uk naked men

back when he was 18, harry louis took a career profile test. it happened to be one where they ask you how long and thick your cock is and how fuckable an ass you have. he answered honestly. therefore he is now a porn star. busboy was a close second. see smooth, huge and nasty harry now at uk naked men now! he's waiting for you.

hunx and his punx: you don't like rock n roll

new hunx and his punx vid! this takes me back to '70s protopunk. of course i was a little kid then but i was cool. i'd heard of the ramones. and i did like rock n roll. so i guess i coulda dated hunx? i did in my head. now the only question is will there be a kidz bop version of this? there fucking ought to be. i mean the lines "what the hell is wrong with you / i think you sniff too much glue" could be in a public service announcement too.

go to hunx and his punx myspace for tour dates and song buying. so worth it.

[via big stereo]

my rupaul's drag race results leak was right!

last week, i posted rupaul's drag race winner revealed weeks early? and omg pandora boxx was eliminated this past monday. this matches my bizarrely mathematically-induced prediction. the fact the she was unfairly eliminated (jujubee shoulda gone) doesn't matter. miss box is no more. fuckers just didn't want a campy queen. um, hello, it's drag!

anyway, will my predictions continue to prove accurate? is tatianna the next to go? will tyra sanchez win the whole thing? should i find more productive uses for my time? stay tuned.