i know my boycott won't last. but at least for the cattle call humiliationathon episodes, i'll take a pass. i still have a bad taste in my mouth from taylor hicks. until him, i thought salt and pepper hair was uniformly erotic. plus i'm sick of watching all the (as perceived by the non-esteemed, stinking rich judges) freaks, fairies and fatties get the boot. and i'm frustrated by the people they won't even show in the first place because if we were to see them we'd so want them to win and they would win but they don't fit the right marketing demographic so they never even make air.
they pick the four or so people they could handle winning, then stick a couple dozen or so schlubs around them who even if talented wouldn't shine in comparison to the chosen four. it's a big focus group we pay them to be a part of, with time, energy, and advertising dollars. when it gets to the top 12, maybe then i'll watch. i guess. i like to see what's being forced down my throat. now since i'm not a star i need to go and do my laundry, cook dinner, take out the trash, and watch the janice dickinson modeling agency, a show with no morals or values (such as those desperately implied by the word american).
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