ultranow

a very kathy griffin new year

not sure why this didn't get censored. oh yeah, it was live on cnn. don't mess with kathy! good stuff starts about 30 seconds in. loves it! yeah i know using a paris hilton catchphrase is inappropriate after i dissed her in the last post, but hell paris doesn't own the word love now does she.

i will make the world dizzy with numbers

this is my (holy shit) 564th post.  the whole ultranow thing has had 812,821 hits to this moment.  i'm currently #1 in google for "steve rally", higher than his imdb and wikipedia listings, which is meaningless except that i hope he googles himself and finds me and wants me.  it could happen, right after a high powered editor searching for just the right freelance writer who can write the right things with words he writes asks me to freelance write a writing assignment for money, fame, personal satisfaction, and money and fame.  back to numbers.

a google image search of the keyword "ultranow" (with safe search clicked off) reveals i am the #1 gayest human on the planet.  try it.  and i'm the only person in the world to have a crush on a starbucks barista.  okay, that last one isn't true.  i'm likely not even the only one to have a crush on the particular starbucks barista i'm talking about.  after all, he does look like a young, blond anderson cooper.  how does he keep his hands off himself long enough to make a living?  gasp...maybe he doesn't!  by the way, i only go to starbucks when i'm desperate for sustenance.  exactly.