ultranow

dragging barbra streisand's image in the mud

the editor's choice as to what jon peters photo would best accompany this article partially screencapped below is reprehensible to the max.  and i don't say reprehensible to the max just because i doubt anyone else has ever said reprehensible to the max and it feels good to be different.  i say it because what does barbra streisand have to do with jon peters allegedly sexually harrassing a woman and her child?  did she help jon insert golden globes into unwilling orifices?  are they the bonnie and clyde of sexual harrassment?  the only crime on her rap sheet is that '70s perm.  barbra's a good egg.  leave her out of it.

capitalist anarchy

saw a $13,000 couch this weekend at a store i was barely dressed well enough to enter. higher backed than the back of your head black leather paradise surround couch experience. i used to live on $20 a week, but no matter how much i make there will always be things i can't afford so i now question my aspiration for nice things. quality is a bargain but $13,000 is not a bargain. i wish couches hadn't been privatized like everything else has been or is going to be. i wish there were lovely socialist couches for everyone in black or gray. therefore what would have to make the couch a success is the people sitting or making out on it. thankfully i am dressed well enough at all times for my 1980s white leather boat of a couch. it doesn't mind if i am without clothes of any kind. soon water and air will be privatized and $13,000 as well. hopefully i'm making $13,000 a minute when that happens.