ultranow

retro starfucker alert: billy idol in tiny underwear

surprisingly, this photo was taken yesterday. his noble nubility hasn't aged a day. and yes, he does kinda look like princess stephanie of monaco. the butch one with the thick neck and scowl.

spreading the love

• groove on the '80s homo art at KOK magazine now. i love a new blog that i love.
• in an ultranow flashback, marvel at the world's tallest sock fetish jpg.
• why can't the whole world be a horribly designed, tackily drawn, interactive gay adult video game?
• wanda sykes for president. no link for that one yet.

chippendales statue fetish action

sandra bullock is wishing her oscar was this gold guy since she's a man short nowadays. sucks when someone cheats on you with a nazi (see tmz if you want details). now sandra knows how it feels to be a guest on jerry springer, except her story is true. meanwhile, this be beefcake.

diesel sneaker fetish ad

i'm still not buying anything from them, but fuck this is nice. most ironic is that the one playing the john still got paid for this.

merry fucking christmas courtesy of a bentley race fuck santa

what's this bentley race stud writing to santa for? he's saying please let me star in the perverted sex vids santa forced me and santa's little helper. p.s. santa's a musclepig and santa's little helper is not little.

ready to see all the action? along with hundreds of other aussie studs in full exposure? check out bentley race. p.s. merry fucking hanukkah too.

hot rahm emmanuel action

now that rahm emmanuel as accepted the position as obama's new white house chief of staff, let's all go back in time to november 2006 when i posted i have a rahm emanuel fetish and you can too. it's still true.

for those of you with a sneaker fetish, i salute you

the all too rare tanline spanked red bottom combo

feet, dick and lava lamp

oh and leopard print too. there's a lot going on! after the jump.

men's underwear parade

an excess of men's underwear after the jump. plus the guys who are in the underwear. be prepared to scroll, you underwear junkies.