ultranow

quadruple fetish action

not quadruplets. quadruple. or even more if you want to get super specific, which i guess is the point of fetishes. after the jump.

ross gets an internal exam at uknakedmen

check the preview vid, then get the goods at uknakedmen. this didn't happen last time i went to the doctor. ok, yes it did.

world's tallest sock fetish jpg

painstakingly titillatingly constructed by yours truly, a fact which should not lead to the assumption that i possess such a fetish.  yeah, right!  the thing is being nude except for basically socks makes a guy look even more nude overall.  it just does.  plus there's the whole 1980s international male catalog thing.  personally i'm into the look only.  i'm not into socksucking, though what a great word it is!  114.861 screen inches of fun after the jump.

do you have a fetish for bored guys with huge cocks sitting on crappy office furniture?

then today's your lucky day!  after the nsfw jump.

is this bondage?

proof of tanline obsession

do i have one?  no.

do i want to look at as many as possible?  yes.  and so do you.  more after the jump.

the ultimate foot fetish shot

wherein the non-feet parts of the body are essentially invisible.  what's next?  shadow on shadow action?

fluffy plus yellow plus penis

jump jump jump.

after a hard day of work at the gay porno-faced businessman factory

after the gay porno-faced businessman jump.

i like marmaduke

guess this would qualify as an ultranow visual mashup.  now give me a dollar.