yes the words over the picture are my proof that i am a source of hot gossip. an actual live picture of him would have been better i understand, but x17 or tmz or whoever are the celeb photog outfits tend to skip over seattle. beware reading further, as this is so hot and fierce. michael york, of cabaret and logan's run fame, was spotted shopping at a seattle whole foods and among other things, buying toothpaste for his luscious dental surfaces, just blocks away from 5th avenue theater, where he is currently starring in camelot which i have no interest in seeing, though i think he's sexy.
my source stood within 10 feet of him but was too shy to say hello for fear she would hysterically laugh. workers reportedly had to use every ounce of willpower not to bombard mr. york with kitschy references, such as blasting over the store speakers "welkommen" or "we have a runner". personally i would have put on a farrah fawcett wig and offered him evil dangerous laser plastic surgery. i also would have engaged in a bisexual tryst with him and the nearest liza minnelli in her prime lookalike.
the best part was when i was trying to guess who my source had seen, the subject of manimal came up and there was a brief disagreement regarding who starred in manimal. p.s. i was right. it was simon mccorkindale, another blond brit. if i see simon at a store, i'll definitely say hi, and then right away ask him for michael york's number. p.p.s. is michael york's camelot hand made of wax? maybe he uses the toothpaste to clean his wax hand.
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