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my rupaul's drag race predictions continue to be right!

okay, this is getting freaky. my rupaul's drag race predictions from march 25 have proven to be right. read the original post to see the rationale, but basically it's following diagonals in the contestant gallery below. so yes, pandora was the 8th elimination and tatianna was 9th to go.

as rupaul says the winner must have Charisma, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent, so mine would not be the only semi-hidden secret discovered this season.

jujubee (who was in the bottom 2 with tatianna this week) is likely to be 3rd and tyra is likely to win. magic!

my rupaul's drag race results leak was right!

last week, i posted rupaul's drag race winner revealed weeks early? and omg pandora boxx was eliminated this past monday. this matches my bizarrely mathematically-induced prediction. the fact the she was unfairly eliminated (jujubee shoulda gone) doesn't matter. miss box is no more. fuckers just didn't want a campy queen. um, hello, it's drag!

anyway, will my predictions continue to prove accurate? is tatianna the next to go? will tyra sanchez win the whole thing? should i find more productive uses for my time? stay tuned.

rupaul's drag race winner revealed weeks early?

i'm addicted to rupaul's drag race. and untucked (the behind the scenes part 2 to every episode). i can't wait for the merchandising: rupaul's chewable drag queen vitamins. (cue music and angelic, yet deep and manly, voice) "10 million strong...and tuck-ing."

but either there is a bizarre mathematical coincidence at work here, or i've found some drag queen rosetta stone. below is the cast picture grid on the series site. the eliminations have so far proceeded in progressive, uniform diagonals. i noticed this a week ago, but was waiting for the jessica wild elimination before i went public. i hope i don't get "disappeared" by drag queens in little black dresses who knock on my door in the middle of the night.

i'll hedge my bets here and add it's likely these diagonals will go haywire for the remainder of the series. i mean, it's an alpha contestant list from left to right (jessica, juju, morgan) so what are the odds it's some secret code.

plus pandora has been very strong and by all rights should be headed to a top 3 (or at minimum top 4) finish. however, it's very likely the top 3 will include raven and tyra, and that tyra can win for real. so my fantasy drag queen football graphic below may have some relevance.

no matter what happens, you can catch episodes of rupaul's drag race online anytime. loves it!

jon-erik hexum meets the dragulator

i've given jon-erik the drag name lucky bitch. she is pleased. try it for yourself at dragulator.com.

bebe zahara benet is the shit (according to her)

here's the winner of the first season of rupaul's drag race attempting dance club notoriety. it's definitely better than her original idea for a single: "i'm the nice, attractive lady person with crazy eyes."