ultranow

animated wolverine daintily hides his nipples

mr. mitzvah to the semi-rescue

while i'm into the very existence of who wants to be a superhero? cast member mr. mitzvah, i must question his choice of catch phrase.  does he think shouting the yiddish translation of "oh no!" or "good luck!" at a bank robber or a little old lady beater will help the situation? but props to his ping pong paddle weaponry.  i used to kick ass at ping pong in the catskills.  that and secretly following hunky tennis pros around.  the male kind.

"my hero!" he gushed.

when nerds dream of electric cantaloupe

so i'm walking in my neighborhood and this other guy is walking and i realize i'm supposed to be teaching him how to flirt with men so on cue this third guy is there and he's handsome and friendly looking and wearing a jacket with those suede patches on the elbows like it's 1982 and all is right with the world. so i direct my protégé to start with the flirting and he says hello and what do you do and the guy says i'm a bankruptcy attorney and my protégé says that's nice and keeps walking but the new guy who is apparently french of some sort keeps walking but not with my protégé so i say to the french guy can you repeat yourself? say what you do for a living again? but he doesn't so i say i'll do the line myself. what do you do for a living? i'm a bankruptcy attorney. and then i brighten my face wide-eyed and open and say that's incredible because i'm bankrupt...emotionally!

meet dr. doom!

cozy on up to the fire true believers and enjoy the old-timey radio play sounds as the fantastic four meet dr. doom! [expired] i tried so hard to find a fantastic four pic but all that came up is these fantastic two. so there are no pictures except in your own imagination. i'm beginning to think that's how a lot of things should be in life, by which i mean pornography is better with my eyes closed.

if you want to follow up this classic stan lee creation with more radio comedy and drama check out the acb radio treasure-trove.  not much superhero action on there, but plenty of burns and allen.  george burns and gracie allen that is, not chris burns and chad allen, though that would be interesting because chris is a power bottom and chad is a power something, gay anyhow. there's just the pesky issue of chris being totally totally dead since 1995. but other than that they're a superhot couple - in my imagination.