we're #2! we're #2!

in the face of such worthless statistics as this, i have to go with my gut.  as always my gut is full of bemused rage:

1.  don't they know self-reporting ruins penis size surveys?

2.  we may be second place in this survey, but seattle's first in percentage of straight acting homos.  or forget the acting part.  we're first in straight homos period.  we have less drag queens per square foot than charlton heston's gun closet.

3.  this just means the seattle-ese feel a tad safer in revealing ho or bi-ness to a surveyor than do our brethren in other metropoli.  or that extremely conservative surveyors checked the gay or bi box just because of someone's metrosexual hairstyle, lesbian sweatpants, or bisexual aesthetic new age background music.

4.  if seattle fucked long beach, would that make both cities 21% non-hetro and take sf out of first?

5.  but how do major u.s. cities rank in fags, bulldykes and bisexual vampires?

6.  if after all this time even sf is only 15.4% of our people by our people for our people then we'll never take over the world, which is probably fine because who has time to take over the world.

7.  numbers are so heterosexual.