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gay best friend by heven

fleetwood mac is going to reunite to slap this guy (or give him a grammy)

hunx and his punx: don't cha want me back

mmmmm! hot dogs. let's all hope they are tofu pups.

hunx and his punx: you don't like rock n roll

new hunx and his punx vid! this takes me back to '70s protopunk. of course i was a little kid then but i was cool. i'd heard of the ramones. and i did like rock n roll. so i guess i coulda dated hunx? i did in my head. now the only question is will there be a kidz bop version of this? there fucking ought to be. i mean the lines "what the hell is wrong with you / i think you sniff too much glue" could be in a public service announcement too.

go to hunx and his punx myspace for tour dates and song buying. so worth it.

[via big stereo]

ricky martin comes out as gay

ricky martin came out on his official site today. much love to ricky and his swiveling hips. and no this doesn't mean i forgot he once said in an interview that he loves piss play. how fetish friendly it was of him to come out as a piss pig first and as gay years later. here are his own lovely words (also in spanish on his site):

"I am proud to say that I am a fortunate homosexual man. I am very blessed to be who I am."

and here is the full, heartfelt message, with some of it after the jump. i'm pasting it here in case he changes his mind in five minutes:

"A few months ago I decided to write my memoirs, a project I knew was going to bring me closer to an amazing turning point in my life. From the moment I wrote the first phrase I was sure the book was the tool that was going to help me free myself from things I was carrying within me for a long time. Things that were too heavy for me to keep inside. Writing this account of my life, I got very close to my truth. And this is something worth celebrating.

i've got a lot of automatic booty applications

splendid new track from robyn (album out around june). for now, gruv on the teaser track fembot. robyn is amazing.

peaches (and shunda k) want to fuck you like a billionaire

here's a glimpse into judy garland's upper- and downer-laced mind during filming of the wizard of oz. peaches was there. she knows.

bebe zahara benet is the shit (according to her)

here's the winner of the first season of rupaul's drag race attempting dance club notoriety. it's definitely better than her original idea for a single: "i'm the nice, attractive lady person with crazy eyes."

heaven (featuring markaholic)

holy fuck, this is one of the best girl raps i've ever heard. and it is so by super tranny heaven, bitches. it is so going viral right this sec and i helped. p.s. grab it on itunes. p.p.s. did somebody reincarnate divine?

bizaare nell carter duets

nell carter plus andy gibb = off the charts bizaare. plus you know they fought over cocaine in the dressing room.

dolly parton plus nell carter = crazy bizaare. you know they fought over giant sparkly earrings in the dressing room.

so nell carter should generally sing solo, such as her take on the mary tyler moore theme song.

fuck, that was bizaare too. nell was simply a bizaare lesbian republican with killer pipes and i will adore her forever. r.i.p.