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sitting on the bus peering into all available apartment windows i saw the impossible - a bucket of kentucky fried chicken lamp. the hypothetical "colonel" was clearly glowing and edison was clearly thinking this was not what he had in mind with the whole lightbulb concept. since i cannot find a kentucky fried chicken bucket lamp online, i must assume it is a one of a kind, likely created by a sassy and ironic vegan.

even though kelly clarkson is just about as mainstream as you can get, i still am excited she's performing on the grammy awards. being as she's a size 8 or maybe even 10, she never would have gotten a record deal without american idol and will always seem to me a bit of an industry outsider. i'll always root for her. it's sick but i will. i say put her up just before madonna to make madge's voice look maximally post menopausal quaaluded alvin and the chipmunks. i hope madonna falls down and cracks open then everyone will see there's nothing inside but sweaty spandex and loose change and a halfway made friendship bracelet.

that's hot!  well at least the shot himself in the head part, not the hurting and killing other people part.

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to be followed by nerd autumn, goth winter and theater geek spring.

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graphic artist barbara kruger has a semi-famous black and white and red all over collage that says "men develop elaborate rituals to touch the skin of other men" over a graphic of crashing sportsmen - similar to this image but not as one on one intimate.

her text should now be "men develop transparent rituals to touch the skin of other men" as made clear by the explosion in popularity of straight gay porn stars, all male benefit car wash water fights, and the medical profession.

this picture also makes me think that i need a digital camera - one with a convenient sexbomb jewish nose indentation so i can actually get close enough to the viewfinder and one that i can hold without crushing.  perhaps i will take a picture that can be accompanied by the text "men develop elaborate rituals to touch their own skin".  i hear this is popular as well.